Tuesday, December 21, 2010

1K Killborn Klub--Self-published authors selling 1000+ books per month

The following self-published authors are selling 1000+ eBooks per month! 
(Except for me, Suzanne Tyrpak--but I hope to be there soon.) 


Jack Killborn posed questions to the authors. Here are their answers:


Suzanne Tyrpak -- Vestal Virgin
Kindle US  Smashwords Kindle UK
(Introductory priced at just .99 cents through January 1, 2011)





Q: What is Vestal Virgin about?


My debut novel Vestal Virgin is dark suspense set in ancient Rome. Elissa Rubria, a visionary and priestess of the sacred flame, is one of the most powerful women in The Roman Empire, but when the emperor, Nero, brutally executes Elissa’s brother, she’s locked into a deadly game of wits and sexuality.

“A torrid tale of love, honor, and sacrifice pitted against horrific acts of murder, betrayal, and depravity. Rife with intrigue and brimming with exquisite detail.”
— Eldon Thompson, author of The Divine Talisman

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

The advice Terry Brooks gave me: 
Write, write, write. Read, read, read. Write, write, write. Repeat.

Also, take your work seriously. You are the writer and the publisher--the editor, the art director, the marketing department. And keep writing--the more books you publish, the more you sell. I've also published a collection of nine short stories Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction).

Joe Konrath -- Shot of Tequila


Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

I've sold over100,000 self published ebook, and am currently selling
around 9000 a month.


Q: What is Shot of Tequila about?

Shot of Tequila, a thriller featuring my series character, Jack Daniels, is
surrently my bestselling title.

A GUTSY ROBBERY
Several million bucks, stolen from the mob...

A PERFECT FRAME
All caught on video, with no chance of redemption...

A RED HOT RECIPE FOR RAMPAGING REVENGE
Now one man must face the entire Chicago Outfit, a group of hardened Mafia
enforcers, a psychotic bookie, the most dangerous hitman on earth, and
Detective Jacqueline Daniels...

His name is Tequila. 

he likes those odds.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Make sure it's a good book, professionally formatted, with a good cover. And
price it low, under four bucks.




Blake Crouch -- Desert Places




Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?
I put my first ebook up in March of this year. I now have 12: (3 novels, 2 novellas, a short story collection, and six short stories). I’m selling about 2000 ebooks a month now.

Q: What is Desert Places ebook about? 
Desert Places…here’s the product description:

"GREETINGS. THERE IS A BODY BURIED ON YOUR PROPERTY, COVERED IN YOUR BLOOD. THE UNFORTUNATE YOUNG LADY'S NAME IS RITA JONES. IN HER JEANS POCKET YOU'LL FIND A SLIP OF PAPER WITH A PHONE NUMBER ON IT. CALL THAT NUMBER. IF I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU BY 8:00 P.M., THE POLICE WILL RECEIVE AN ANONYMOUS CALL. I'LL TELL THEM WHERE RITA JONES IS BURIED ON YOUR PROPERTY, HOW YOU KILLED HER, AND WHERE THE MURDER WEAPON CAN BE FOUND IN YOUR HOUSE. (I DO BELIEVE A PARING KNIFE IS MISSING FROM YOUR KITCHEN.) I STRONGLY ADVISE AGAINST GOING TO THE POLICE, AS I AM ALWAYS WATCHING YOU."

Andrew Z. Thomas is a successful writer of suspense thrillers, living the dream at his lake house in the piedmont of North Carolina. One afternoon in late spring, he receives a bizarre letter that eventually threatens his career, his sanity, and the lives of everyone he loves. A murderer is designing his future, and for the life of him, Andrew can't get away.



Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?
If you’re an established author and you have out-of-print titles, releasing them as an ebook can truly be a resurrection for these books, provided you have professional formatting, a great cover, and a great product description.


Valmore Daniels -- Forbidden the Stars
Amazon US Amazon UK Smashwords B&N Kobo Sony





Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

Forbidden The Stars just passed the 4000 copies sold mark, and has sold over 1000 copies per month in the past two months.

Q: What is Forbidden the Stars about?

Forbidden The Stars takes place at the end of the 21st century when a catastrophic accident in the asteroid belt leaves two surveyors dead. There is no trace of their young son, or of the asteroid, but a new element is discovered that unlocks the secret to interstellar travel.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Research all aspects of the industry before you put your book out there. Make sure you have a quality cover, a strong hook in your description, and an error-free manuscript.


William Meikle -- The Invasion (Extended Version)
Smashwords Amazon US Amazon UK B&N





Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

I've been averaging over 1200 a month, and a lot more some months

Q: What is The Invasion about? 

The Invasion is my homage to '50s SF. It's an old-school alien invasion story, complete with fleets of ships overhead, plucky survivors, and last-minute rescues. And slime. Lots of slime. 

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Treat it seriously. Make sure your product is the best it can be, from beginning to end, cover to back-copy. Once that's done, target your audience and you're well on the way.


Danielle Lee -- Inhuman
Kindle Nook Smashwords



Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?
My total is 3600 since July 2010.

Q: What is Inhuman about?
With tuition fees looming, university student, Cassia Tiponi, is forced to offer herself as a guinea pig to the science department. After much poking and prodding by future doctors and nurses, a  blood test reveals something startling...

Cassia does not have human DNA.

While being hunted by a dark faction of the government, she must uncover the secrets surrounding her mysterious birth to discover who...and what...she is.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?
My advice to authors would be that it is extremely hard work, but so worth it. The pride I feel for what I've accomplished in such a short amount of time is immeasurable. There are three essentials:  a great book, a great cover and belief in your work.



D.B. Henson -- Deed to Death
Amazon Smashwords



Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?


Deed To Death has sold a little over 42,000 copies since being published on April 26, 2010.  It has already sold over 7500 copies this month alone, and recently made Amazon’s Best of 2010 Customer Favorites list.

Q: What is Deed to Death about?


Real estate agent Toni Matthew's problems begin when her fiancé, Scott, is murdered just a few days before the wedding.  Frustrated with the police, she begins her own investigation into his death. Toni soon realizes she didn't know her fiancé quite as well as she had thought. Scott had been keeping secrets. Secrets that make Toni the killer's next target.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing

Write the best book you are capable of writing.  Once the book is complete, hire a professional editor.  What may seem like a large investment at first will actually pay for itself many times over in the long run.  If you aren’t already familiar with HTML, hire a pro to do your formatting.  If you expect to build a readership, your self-published novel must look just as professional as a traditionally published book.


Maria Rachel Hooley -- October Breezes
Amazon




Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

I've sold almost 9,000 books since I started publishing.



Q: What is October Breezes about?

October Breezes is an edgy young adult novel that deals with the aftermath of rape and abortion.  Neither pro-choice or pro-life, it's a novel about picking the pieces when life falls apart.



Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?


Writing is about taking risks, not playing it safe.  Sometimes you're going to fall.  There's no way around that, but if you don't try, you're never going to publish, either.


Karen Cantwell -- Take the Monkeys and Run
Kindle Amazon print B&N






Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

I have sold over 7800 ebooks since June of 2010.  Over 7500 of those were my novel, Take the Monkeys and Run.  I released my short story collection in November and have sold just over 250 of those.

Q: What is Take the Monkeys and Run about?

Take the Monkeys and Run is a humorous mystery about a soccer mom and movie lover named Barbara Marr who finds monkeys in her trees and a severed human head in her neighbor’s basement.  When she gets a little too nosy for her own good, she lands herself into the middle of a major action adventure, just like in the movies . . . only these bullets are real.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Now is the time.  I say go for it, but make sure you do your research and that you have a quality product:  a good story that is well written, great cover, excellent formatting, enticing description.  The beauty of self-publishing is that you, as the creator of the art, can keep control.  And it’s fun!

Sandra Edwards -- Secondary Targets


Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

I've sold over 1300 books so far this month--mostly on Kindle.

Q: What is Secondary Targets about?

Secondary Targets is currently my bestselling book. My log-line is: What would you do if you woke up one day and found out everything you thought you knew about your father turned out to be a lie?

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Learn everything you can about the process before dipping your feet into the pond to maximize your chances of success.

Tess Oliver -- Camille


Q: How many books have you sold?

 From Dec. 1 to Dec. 20 I sold 1205 books on Amazon and 800 books on Barnes and Nobles.


Q: What is Camille about/

Sixteen-year-old Camille Kennecott and her guardian, Dr. Bennett, live a most unconventional life. They hunt werewolves.
When unwitting victim, Nathaniel Strider, wanders into one of their full moon pursuits, Camille and Dr. Bennett believe they have found a specimen for their study. Finding a scientific key to unlocking the mystery of lycanthropy would end their late night excursions. But as each experiment fails, Camille faces the prospect of destroying the boy who has stolen her heart.


Q: What advice would you give to other authors who want to self-publish?
 
Write what you love. Be your own harshest critic. Don’t be afraid to delete even if you’re certain it’s pure gold. If after a gazillion read-throughs, revisions and edits, you can still stand to look at it and it still makes you smile, then upload, baby! Oh and don’t forget a really cool cover.

David Dalglish -- A Dance of Cloaks


Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?


I've sold over 10,000 ebooks on Amazon, plus another 3,000 or so on the iBookstore. Overall my sales have really taken off recently, on pace for more than 3,000 sales in December alone.

Q: What is A Dance of Cloaks about?



A Dance of Cloaks: in a dark medieval city, thief guilds wage war against the wealthy Trifect who control the nation.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?



Take it seriously, and go all out. Don't limp into the marketplace with a mediocre cover, rambling product description, and no idea of how to promote. Find those who are selling well in your genre and then do your best to learn from them. Hit the ground running.

David Derrico -- Right Ascension


Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?
I've sold over 9,000 e-books, across 3 titles. My best-selling title has sold over 5,500 copies. I reached a high point of #188 in the Kindle Store, and #1 in "Technothrillers." My best sales month was over 1,500 sales, although my sales have dipped since then.


Q: What is Right Ascension about?

Right Ascension is a science fiction novel that combines action & adventure with the exploration of serious underlying ethical dilemmas. Set in the year 3040, Right Ascension examines mankind's place in the Universe, how we ascended to that lofty position, and the horrifying price of that ascension. It tells the story of one highly virtuous man who comes face to face with an invincible adversary and is forced to choose between honor ... and humanity's very survival.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

I would echo many of the things that Joe has said: work very hard on honing your writing craft, and get some good editing help. Polish your work before you release it for public consumption. Act like a professional. Also ensure that you have a good-looking cover, well-written description, and pristinely-formatted e-book files. Then understand that you'll spend as much or more time promoting the book as you did writing it.

H.P. Mallory -- Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble


Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

Since uploading my two books on Amazon in Jul 2010 and Barnes and Noble on Oct 2010, and adding a third book on Dec 1, 2010, I've sold over 21,000 books. So far from Dec 1-Dec 20 I've sold over 11,000.

Q: What is Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble about?

My bestselling ebook, Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble, is a paranormal romance (the first book in a series) about a woman who realizes she's a witch and consequently becomes a pawn in an Underworld war. And of course there's lots of flirting and sexual tension between the witch, her warlock boss and a vampire who isn't what he seems.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Make sure your book is in as good shape as it can be--proper grammar, spelling, etc. Then make sure your covers are awesome. Ebooks are definitely judged by their covers. Lastly, spread the word. Don't be afraid to approach book bloggers or introduce your books in the forums.
Richard Jackson -- The Gift of Fury


Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

Last month I sold over 2256 copies of my book, The Gift of Fury. That doen't include copies given away for free by Amazon. Last week, I released a new book called Fall from Grace.

Q: What is The Gift of Fury about?

The Gift of Fury follows the adventures of Count Albritton, a paranormal investigator, who helps people with supernatural problems the authorities are either unwilling or unable to deal with. It's dangerous work. Luckily he has Kara, a beautiful guardian angel to help him.
 
Q: What advice can you offer author thinking about self-publishing?

Take care of your readers and they will take care of you. Give them a good story. Listen your fellow authors, you'll learn a lot of things that can help you. Most importantly, keep writing and reading. It's the only way you'll get better.
 
David McAfee -- 33 A.D. 


Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?
I published my first book on March 9, 2010 and so far I've sold about 6,500 eBooks. It started out very slow (in March I only sold 11), but for the last few months I’ve been selling 1,200 or so every month. Not a bad way to start, and it hasn't even been a year yet. I'm looking forward to even more growth next year.
Q: What is 33 A.D. about?
Vampires in Biblical Jerusalem who try to assassinate Jesus of Nazareth.
Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?
Make sure you have a quality product. This is a trap too many self publishers fall into. Edit, revise, edit revise, etc. Run the work by a few trusted beta readers, by which I do not mean your mom or your spouse. Send it to people who aren’t invested in your happiness. Most readers will not know you, and they won’t be squeamish about telling you if they don’t like your work.

Beth Orsoff -- Romantically Challenged



Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?



I uploaded Romantically Challenged less than six months ago and have sold 2000 copies.  I've uploaded two more books since then, Honeymoon for One and recently How I learned to Love the Walrus, and between the three I'm selling over 1000 e-books a month. 
      
Q: What is Romantically Challenged about?  

Romantically Challenged is the story of Julie Burns, a single thirty-something lawyer who after being dumped and disgraced by her boyfriend, decides to reenter dating hell in search of that one elusive commodity—a decent guy...who steals her heart, of course.  When Julie becomes convinced that finding The One is "just a numbers game," she sets out to increase her numbers by any means necessary. From chance meetings and blind dates to dating services and the wonderful world of the Internet, Julie will try anything to meet her man.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?
Do it.  Why some books sell and others don't is a mystery.  It was a mystery to me when I was a writer, and now that I'm my own publisher too, it's even more of a mystery.  All you can do is write a good book, a great blurb, and design (or hire someone to design) an excellent cover.  Then cross your fingers and hope for the best.   


Victorine Lieske -- Not What She Seems
Kindle Nook  Smashwords CreateSpace



 Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?


I’ve sold over 10,000 ebooks, mostly through Amazon.  I’m currently selling over 200 ebooks a day on the Kindle, counting both the US and the UK.

Q: What is your ebook about? (List your best selling ebook)

Here is a brief description of my book: Steven Ashton, a billionaire from New York, and Emily Grant, on the run from the law... and when they meet he can’t help falling for her. What he doesn’t know is that interfering in her life will put his own life in danger.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

1. Don’t skip the critique group process.  Get other writer’s eyes on your work, and learn how to critique their work as well.
2. Your cover will probably be the first thing that attracts people to your book. Make sure it is good.
3. Network with other authors who have self-published on the Kindle.  Kindleboards.com is the best place for this.  Hang out in the writer’s cafe and you’ll learn a lot of great tips.


Terri Reid -- Loose Ends



Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?


I am selling three e-books--Loose Ends, A Mary O’Reilly Paranormal Mystery (Book One), Good Tidings, A Mary O’Reilly Paranormal Mystery (Book Two), and The Ghosts Of New Orleans.

(I’m not sure you want these numbers - but I’ll throw them in:
Loose Ends - released in August - 2925 books sold
Good Tidings - released Thanksgiving 2010 - 1158 books sold
The Ghosts of New Orleans - released October 2010 - 815 books sold  

Q: What is your eBook about?


Mary O’Reilly, Chicago cop, dies in the line of duty. On the other side, she’s offered the chance to come back to life. When she returns, she discovers she can see and communicate with ghosts.   She moves to a small town and opens a P.I. Agency investigating cases that involve ghosts.  Solving the twenty-five year old murder of a local girl makes Mary the target for a serial killer tying up his loose ends.


Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Make sure you edit and edit again. You should only publish your very best!! Give your book to people who aren’t afraid of hurting your feelings and have them edit it for you.  Don’t give it to someone who is going to tell you how they would have written it--that doesn’t help you. If you are part of a writer’s group - be sure you send each other your work--reading it out loud doesn’t give you the review you need. 

Market your book--through your local paper, Facebook, interviews, forums, blogs--whatever it takes. Be bold!! Believe in yourself! Ask your friends to post the links to your book on their Facebook page too. Be available to speak at local libraries or at writer’s groups or book clubs. 

Ellen O'Connell -- Sing My Name

Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

My first ebook was published in February of this year; the second in April; and third in late November. In those 10 months I have sold 6,500 ebooks. Average sales for December to date are 45 a day.

Q: What is Sing My Name about?

Sing My Name
, a historical romance, tells the story of Matt Slade, who fought in the bloodiest Civil War battles under Robert E. Lee, and Sarah Hammond, who avidly followed war news with her abolitionist family. Matt and Sarah should never have met, never have fallen in love, but they did, and the consequences nearly destroyed them both. Years later, Matt and Sarah meet again. Can they put their lives and their love back together?

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Use information from other authors for encouragement, ideas and support, but find your own path. I published my first ebook at an older age than many and will never have the body of work of someone who started younger. Necessarily, my ambitions are different than they would have been at 30 or 40. Even so, my first goals are already specks in my rearview mirror.



C.S. Marks -- Elfhunter
Kindle 



Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling? 

I have sold over 12,000 eBooks, but I've only joined the "Thousand-book-club" recently, mostly due to sales in the UK. We've been averaging about 60 books a day.


Q: What is Elfhunter about?

There are three books in a single trilogy; the best-seller is, naturally, the first book. Elfhunter is a classic epic fantasy suitable for readers of all ages. It concerns a monstrous entity, known as Gorgon Elfhunter, and heroine Gaelen Taldin, who has vowed to rid her world of the Elfhunter even as she is hunted by him. The resulting conflict blurs the line between light and darkness, love and hatred, free will and fate. 

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Don't rush your books into print before they are ready. Be ready to make the investment in proofing/editing, quality cover art, and formatting. Remember, self-publishers must assume all the roles of a traditional publisher, including promotion and marketing. This will require investment of time and money--the higher your sales goal, the greater the investment. If you have produced a quality product, the return may also be great. :-)


Chris Graham -- Free Books for Kindle




Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?
My first and, so far, only book has sold around 4,000 copies since October.  Sales have really taken off in the last few weeks though after it made it into Amazon.co.uk's top 20.

Q: What is Free Books for Kindle about?

Free books for Kindle: The secrets of how to get the world's greatest books for a radical price is a short guide to getting free books. I originally wrote it for a couple of friends with new Kindles. One of them said I should publish it - so I did.

It's very much aimed at new Kindle owners who don't want the hassle of trawling Google or get to grips with lots of ebook jargon.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?


Being found is perhaps the hardest thing. If you're listing your book on Amazon - then it's worth thinking about what people might type into the search tool if they were looking for your book.  Then you might use these words in your title, description and even tags. 

Think carefully about pricing and experiment to see the impact it has on sales.

Finally don't forget Amazon.co.uk - most of my sales and reviews have come from there.

Keith Lenart -- Simple Word Find
Kindle





Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

My top title sells at a pace of around 900 copies/month.  My whole portfolio (of 14 offerings presently) is ~ 1400/month with steady weekly growth.  I've achieved these numbers in an incredibly short period as I only started self-publishing about 5 weeks ago. 
Q. What are your eBooks about?
All of my offerings are focused on puzzles & games.  My top seller Simple Word Find is word search puzzles custom tailored for Kindle displays.  The puzzles are simple and fun and that's why I think the series (I have 7 volumes now) has become a hit so quickly.  They provide a nice break from reading or a quick time-filler when you only have a few minutes available.
Q. What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?
1.  Not every offering will become an immediate hit, so don't get discouraged.  (One title in my portfolio accounts for nearly 65% of my total sales.)  2. Focus on the formatting of your material so that the reader has a great eBook experience.  Know the ins and outs of eReader technology or partner with someone who does.  3.  Serious consider pricing at the 0.99 price point to gain more exposure for your content.

Michael J. Sullivan -- The Crown Conspiracy




Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

In just over 2 years I’ve sold almost 26,000 ebooks. With the release of the fourth book (April 2010) sales were around 1,000 per month. In October I released book 5 and sales have jumped to 7,500 a month.
Q: What is your ebook about? (List your best selling ebook)
The Riyria Revelations is a six-book epic fantasy series starting with The Crown Conspiracy. There is no ancient evil to defeat, nor orphan destined for greatness, just two thieves in the wrong time and place—accused of murdering the king. This series harkens to the roots of fantasy presenting light, fast-paced reads filled with drama and humor. Conceived as a single tale, it is divided into individual episodes each with their own conflict and resolution.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?
Develop an exceptional product and present it with the same professionalism as any produced by a major publisher. Pay close attention to title, cover design, and back of the book blurbs as this is the first thing that captures a buyer’s eye. Make sure you have a compelling story that excites people to become your cheerleaders and recommend your books to others. Encourage fans to leave reviews to provide independent validation of the books appeal.

Stephan Windwalker -- Kindle Free For All

Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

I have about 25 ebooks available for download from my Amazon Author Central page at http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B001J919XI, ranging from fiction to a Kindle guide that was the #1 bestselling book in the Kindle Store for the entire calendar year 2008, and, most recently, KINDLE FREE FOR ALL and the Kindle Nation Daily blog. And, oh yes, my senior honors thesis from college, Vision and Revision in the Fiction of D.H. Lawrence: A Consideration of the Manuscript Development of Lady Chatterley's Lover, has sold over 600 copies in the Kindle Store, which has more than paid my Gnomon Copy bill from 1973.

Q: What are your eBooks about?

My current bestselling book was released just this week and is averaging over 500 copies a day so far! It's called KINDLE FREE FOR ALL: How to Get Millions of Free Kindle Books and Other Free Content With or Without an Amazon Kindle (For Use with the Latest Generation Kindles and Kindle Apps), and with excellent editorial help from April Hamilton I think we've hit the sweet spot for the most complete resource yet for finding free Kindle content.  

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

The five most helpful things I can say in less than 75 words are (1) read Joe Konrath's A Newbie's Guide to Publishing blog; (2) read Joe's book of the same title; (3) connect with readers; (4) be grateful when people try to help you, because it's a smaller world than you think; and (5) cast a wide net, because it's a larger world than you think. Case in point, I'm making five grand a year from the Japanese paperback translation of my Kindle guide, and who knew?

Scott Nicholson -- Disintegration

Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?
I averaged 2,500 ebooks a month overall for U.S. Kindle last year, with most of the sales in the last few months. Disintegration hit #30 on the overall Kindle bestseller list and sold about 9,300 copies in November. I also have books that sell few copies.

Q: What is Disintegration about?
Disintegration is a mystery/romantic suspense novel. Identical twins vie for control of a family empire built on deceit, dark secrets, and blood, and two women vie for their place on the family throne. It's been praised and condemned for having no redeeming characters. Sort of like real life. Only with more sex and less violence.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?
Start yesterday. Get professional help. Have standards as high as New York's. Realize the reader is your customer and your boss. Serve the reader.


Ellen Fisher -- In the Mood
Kindle 




Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?

I've sold over 12,000 total since February.  The amount sold every month has remained fairly steady, but this month I've gotten a nice boost from B&N.  It's the first time I've sold any significant amount o
f books there, and as a consequence this will be my best month for sales since I started.  


Q: What is In the Mood about?

My bestseller is IN THE MOOD, a light and fluffy contemporary romance.  It's about a boy who meets a girl... stop me if you've heard this before:-).  Seriously, it's about a male romance writer and the female fan who helps him grow more comfortable with writing love scenes by, er, tutoring him.  I honestly can't guess why this one has sold more than my other romances, but I'm not complaining!




Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

Make sure your manuscript is perfect.  That's the most important thing-- to make sure your book is truly worth reading.  Publishing poorly edited junk doesn't show respect for your readers, or for other indie authors, for that matter.  Respect your readers, and yourself, by creating the best product possible-- a good manuscript, a good cover, and courteous behavior wherever you promote.
Vicki Tyley-- Thin Blood


Q: How many ebooks have you sold/are you selling?


30,069 since May 2010 (@ 22 Dec 2010)

Q: What is Thin Blood about?

A stockbroker’s wife disappears. Blood on his hands and an adulterous affair with the missing woman’s younger sister sees him charged with murder. With no body and only circumstantial evidence he walks free. Ten years later, journalist Jacinta Deller decides to investigate, only to become embroiled in a warped game of delusion and murder.

Q: What advice can you offer authors thinking about self-publishing?

·          1) Make sure your book is the best it can be, from the cover through to the editing and formatting. If you don’t have the skills to do it yourself, pay someone to do it. It’s an investment in your future.
·         
      2) Believe in your product.
·         
            3) Learn from the experiences of Indie pioneers.
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      4) Have fun!











Sunday, December 19, 2010

Interview with Noah Mullette-Gillman--What is your deepest, darkest secret?

Check out Noah K. Mullette-Gillman's website for an interview with me. 


Noah is the author of the recently released novel, Luminous & Ominous. Some of the questions he asked me are unusual. For example: What is your deepest, darkest secret?


I enjoy talking with Noah. He's got an usual outlook on life.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Not Nirvana--A Christmas Story from Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction)


 Thought you might enjoy a Christmas story from Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction) to get you into the holiday spirit...some kind of spirit anyway.

 Happy Holidays!

 Suzanne




                                                                                                         

                                                      Not Nirvana  

            “I see the world in Technicolor. Your world is black and white.”
            The last words he said to me.
            I toss my black velvet dress onto the bed, the dress I won’t be wearing to the Davis-Harrison’s Christmas party.
Who needs champagne and caviar, when you can have tomato soup and a Velveeta sandwich?
            Roxy blinks her headlight eyes, meows. She leaps onto the bed, circles my dress.
            “That dress cost me a paycheck.”
            She settles in, wraps her tail over her nose.
            I stare at the telephone.
            Snowflakes hurl themselves against the window, committing suicide. The rest of them are having a party, getting comfortable out on my driveway. Who cares if I can’t get out tomorrow? I’m not going anywhere. Where is there to go in Colorado, anyway? If I were back in New York City I’d call a taxi, head downtown to somewhere fun.
            I kick my shoes, strappy with stiletto heels, into the closet. His empty hangers rattle.
            What if he called while I was showering?
What if the lines are down and he can’t reach me?
He might have deleted my numbers from his cell. Who memorizes numbers now?
 I lift the receiver, listen to the dial-tone, until a recording informs me, “Your call can’t be completed as...”
“Dialing is archaic—” I say to the recording.
“...Please check the number and—”
“No one dials these days!” It feels good to shout.
I click off. Check caller ID. My heart revs then sputters. My mother called. I punch in the voicemail code.
“That’s what we do these days, we punch.”
I listen to my mother’s voice, “Why don’t you return my calls? What’re you doing for the holidays?” I hit 7 to delete, and slam the receiver.
Roxy watches me through slits of eyes and yawns.
I’ll check my email, just in case. Haven’t for the last ten minutes. New mail. A coupon from The Body Shop. Oh, look at this—I’ve inherited a hundred thousand dollars from someone in Africa. And, boy-howdy, do I need penis enlargement.
Delete. Delete. Delete.
Delete this year.
Where’s my cell? Must be in my purse. Lipstick, mascara, keys, Advil, gum, notes on scraps of paper. Here it is.
No messages.
I hurl the phone, and Roxy beelines for the closet.
If I stay here one more minute, I’ll go crazy.
            I throw on my jacket, head for the front door. Cold air blasts my face. Standing on the porch, I watch snow swirling, cars sliding, windshields slapping. There is no color in this world—except for tail-lights, red and bleary eyed, destined for the Davis-Harrison’s. And the neighbor’s Christmas lights.   
I tell myself exercise is beneficial, helps holiday depression. Lowering my head, I trudge along the icy sidewalk. One block. Two blocks. Three. The wind picks up and slaps my face. I’m breathing icicles, but the snow has stopped.
Through the clouds, I see a patch of stars. I turn in a circle, and try to practice gratitude: I’m thankful that he’s gone, thankful that I’m all alone for Christmas, thankful I won’t be gaining weight tonight at the Davis-Harrison’s. I’m so thankful, I’m crying. Suddenly, I’m skating, sliding. Sneakers have no traction on ice. I’m falling through the Milky Way, and when I land galaxies explode. I lie on the sidewalk, staring at stars.
“Anybody out there?”
If anybody’s watching from a distant planet a hundred thousand light-years away I’m living in their future. For them, my life won’t occur for a hundred thousand years. This is a great remedy for middle-age. Should I consider dating men from other planets? Is that what John Gray meant about Martians and Venusians?
I feel the pull of gravity. Damp seeps through my sweats. Tears are pooling in my eyes. Have I twisted my ankle? I get up, carefully. My ankle holds, and I keep walking.
Snow begins to fall again.
I’m traveling through a bardo, the place where souls hang out between lives. I’m waiting for a new assignment. It’s like I’m flying in a plane, headed for a destination, but I don’t know where I’m going, and the landscape keeps changing. Maybe we’re all in a bardo and don’t know it. Maybe the universe is one big bardo open house. Everyone’s invited—the dead, the living, the becoming. We’re all in transit all the time.  Coming, going, living, dying—what if I get lost? What if I take a wrong turn land on another planet in a galaxy a hundred thousand light-years away? What will happen to my karma? Can I make a transfer? Do I have a karmic debit card? And, if I do, who keeps track of it?
This junk runs through my head all day. All night. I’m sunk in this black-hole. I’ve been trying to get out, trying to think positive. I’ve been listening to meditation tapes by Pema Chodron. Her name sounds Indian, but I think she’s from New York or maybe Berkeley. Pema says Bodhichitta, an awakened heart, is achieved through suffering. She says Bodhichitta feels a lot like unrequited love—longing without resolution.
I must be half-way there.
My eyes are tearing up again. Squinting at a blur of lights, I realize I’ve arrived at the Davis-Harrison’s. Didn’t know I was going. Strings of neon icicles drip from the eaves of their stately Victorian, flashing like they’d got their wires crossed. Rudolf and his gang race across the lawn past a blow-up dough-boy impersonating Frosty.
This is not Nirvana. Looks more like Vegas.
A Beemer pulls into the driveway. The door swings open and high-heels click against the heated asphalt. A body follows, slender and elegant, crowned by a halo of curls.
I regret that third scoop of Moose-track ice-cream I had earlier.
Pema Chrodron talks about demons. There must be one around because I hear it use my voice to shout, “Regina!”
            Shielding her eyes from the barrage of lights, her hand sheathed in Italian leather, Regina turns and squints at me. “Who is that?”
            “Me. Your good friend, remember?”
            She steps toward me then stops. “What are you doing?”
            “I’m practicing gratitude. I’m grateful you’re such a bitch, because you’re helping achieve Bodhichitta.”
            “What?” Regina wobbles on her heels. Maybe I should show compassion, but I’d like to see her slip.
            “You’re perfect for each other. He’s a jerk, and you’re a slut.”
“It’s over,” she says.
            “You dumped him?”
            “He dumped me.”
            “Really?”
This news cheers me, even if I drop a notch from achieving Bodhichitta.
Through the frosted windows of the house, I see a collage of color. I can taste the salt of caviar, feel champagne bubbles bursting on my tongue. Regina, the ice queen, is turning white with snow. She shivers in her cocktail dress, wraps her coat tighter.
            “Face it,” she says, “you didn’t make him happy.”
            “Guess you didn’t either.”
            Regina glances toward the doorway, done-up with a wreath and holly. “Are you coming to the party?”
            “Not invited.”  
            “Well—” Regina starts up the steps, the heels of her fuck-me pumps leaving stab wounds in the snow. She turns back to say, “Happy Holidays.”
“Happy-frigging-holidays yourself!” the demon yells.
Regina’s finger, clothed in dead Italian cow, is poised to ring the doorbell.
I charge after her, sneakers slipping on the steps, and grab a fist of curls.
“Let go, you crazy basket-case!” She kicks me, but I hold on, drag her, bouncing down the steps, onto the lawn. Her heels sink in the snow. She frees a foot and kicks again.
Ignoring the pain I tackle her and we crash into Frosty. We wrestle, tearing at each others clothes. I grab hold of a spaghetti strap and hear it rip, exposing Regina’s tit. She punches wildly with one fist, trying to hold up her dress. I yank the other strap. We bounce off the plastic snowman, Regina’s boobs jiggling like a Vegas dancer. Frosty teeters, hits the ground, and bounces back into us. I lunge at Regina. She stumbles, tries to gain her balance, and falls on top of Frosty. I charge both of them, and the three of us go down. I hear a whoosh of air. Regina’s heel has punctured Frosty. I stagger to my feet, hoping to escape before the Davis-Harrisons notice that we’ve murdered their dough-man, but Regina grabs hold of my leg, manicured claws digging through my sweats. I try to shake her off and can’t. She’s sprawled across the fast deflating snowman, cocktail dress around her waist, yelling obscenities.
I can’t help laughing.
“What’s so funny, psycho?”
“Poor Frosty.” Regina’s nails dig deeper, but I’m laughing so hard I’m shaking her. “Poor, poor, Frosty,” I say, tears running down my face, “he’ll never get it up again.”
A smile plays on Regina’s mouth. “Maybe if there’s two of us.”
“In his dreams.”
We crack up.
She tugs my leg, and I collapse on top of her.
“You look as bad as I feel,” I say.
“You look worse.”
“He really dumped you?”
“He did, the swine.”
“Swine!
We turn on Frosty, laughing, crying, punching the air out of him until the dough-boy is a wad of mud and plastic. More guests arrive, but we keep slugging, not just Frosty, but each other.
“Ladies! Ladies! What are you doing?”
It’s him. He’s coming toward us, offering his hand.
“Screw you,” Regina and I shout in unison.
            Music bursts into the night as the front door swings opens. The party pours out to the lawn. I stand up, look him in the eyes, and run.
It’s snowing. So hard I can barely see. My sneakers crunch and slide. I veer into the street. An SUV turns the corner, swerves to miss me. Too bad. That would have solved everything.
The driver rolls down his window, yells, “Get on the sidewalk.”
I yell back, “Why can’t you be drunk?”
I run toward the river, suck in icy air. It set my lungs on fire, and I’m sweating, but I feel frozen. Numb. The riverbank is steep and slippery. When I reach the water, my sneakers are soaked. If I could transport myself, make it through this bardo and cross the river Styx, my world might come to life in Technicolor. Instead, it fades to black.
I watch snowflakes as they hit the rush of water. Sink to my knees, breathing hard, forcing air through my throat and deep into my abdomen. Memories flood through me, things we did, things we said.
I cry and cry and cry. After a while, I stop.
My sweats are caked with ice, but I don’t feel cold. I feel a calm emptiness. 
I start walking.
Cars whisper as they pass, motors muffled by the snow. I turn on to my street, my porch light shining, white and solitary. When I reach the door, I see Roxy sitting in the window, waiting.
The house is warm. I pull off my soggy sneakers and fling myself onto the couch. Roxy hops on to my chest, settles on the ache. I stare through the window at the frozen world, take a breath and let it go. I’m so tired of fighting, so tired.
Roxy meows. And, finally, I understand what she is saying. For days now, she’s been trying to get through to me.
“Thanks, Roxy. I get it.”
I stretch, arching my back.
Nothing matters. Not my ex, not Regina, not the Davis-Harrison’s party. The bardo fog has lifted. It’s like I’m in a plane, descending through clouds, and suddenly I see the landscape.
I meow at Roxy, she meows back.
All my problems will be solved, in my next life, when I come back as a cat.







Friday, December 17, 2010

Digital Spotlight Fiction Review: On behalf of my husband James

James Reed is in the hospital, and yet he took the time to contact me about my book. I am amazed and deeply touched. Digital Spotlight Fiction Review: On behalf of my husband James: "He is in the hospital and we do not know if or when he will be able to resume his blogging. If you are an author who sent him a book to revi..."

Please send your thoughts and prayers to James, a great friend to Indie Writers.

Suzanne

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Vestal Virgin -- .99 cents through January 1, 2011

Vestal Virgin, my debut novel, is introductory priced at just .99 cents through January 1, 2011. Vestal Virgin is suspense set in ancient Rome at the time of Nero. Here's a blurb from fantasy author, Eldon Thompson:

• A torrid tale of love, honor, and sacrifice pitted against horrific acts of murder, betrayal, and depravity.  Rife with intrigue and brimming with exquisite detail, Vestal Virgin is a deftly paced masterpiece of historical fiction.  I hope Tyrpak is planning another foray into this ancient world . . . and soon!

Thanks Eldon!

I hope you check it out.

Read a chapter (not available by sample) for free at The Frugal eReader -- Vestal Virgin is featured today!